Alfie Online

Before I start: This post is for adult cats only. Kittens with an inquiring mind should go away and come back in a few years. Well, you know what it’s like. The mood takes you. There’s a camera in the room and nobody at home. Before you know it you’re legs akimbo and entering the world of adult cat entertainment also known as “kitty porn”. I never expected this intimate photo to leak online a la Paris Hilton, but since it’s now “out there”, I may well add it to my website and say to my fans, I’m sorry for this lapse of judgement and decency. It won’t happen again.

My chiropractor was telling me of the benefits of a firm surface to sleep on so these days I forego the comforts of my bed or a blanket and always nip into a sink for a good sleep if I can see one. Check out these photos of a couple of my favourite sinks for sleeping in.